221 Posts Celebration! Top 5 Posts We Didn’t Write

Today is a great celebration here at Apathy, our 221st post!  It’s amazing to see how far we’ve come since our 73rd.  Instead of giving you great new content, we’ve decided to let you know what content we could have given you, but didn’t.  So, here are the top five posts we didn’t write:

My Pantheon could Beat Up Your Pantheon

Every rose has it’s thorns, and every fantasy setting has it’s pantheon.  In the war of the made up gods, who would win?  Tonight on Pay Per View, Hextor versus Thamar.

Top 10 Gaming Hats of All Time

Wherein we debate the virtues of the fedora and lement the state of current gaming fashion.  Also, we discover that the size of ones brain is proportionally to the height of his hat.

Two Adventurers Walk into A Bar

We tell jokes.  Since we’re not really very funny people, we’ve spared you this pain.  Though there is one about a Gazebo that’s pretty good.

Confessions of a Lazy Gamer

We place a spotlight on the advantages of not doing any game prep.  Particularly on the amount of extra time you can spend watching Star Trek reruns.

Oh Crap! The Post is Due in 10 Minutes

The real life telling of an emergency post.  Did we forget?  Were we busy fighting thirty-mouthed Chicago-spawn?  You’ll never know, of course, because we don’t make excuses for our failures.

We’d like to thank you for sticking with us this far, and we hope to still see you when we reach 316.  Now, I have to go.  Scotty is about to give the tribbles to the Klingons.

Your Comments: What other posts should we never write?  Let us know in the comments.