Holiday Album: Christmas in the Underdark!

We here at Apathy Games have decided to completely sell out and bring you a new gaming Christmas album! If you liked last years Dwarven Songs of Hanukkah, then you’ll love our new album, Christmas in the Underdark. With such memorable tunes as We Wish You a Natural 20, and Oh, Holy Die!

Oh, Holy Die!

Your numbers brightly gleaming

It is a night of a much needed roll!

Long lay the dead and loot before the party

Till foes appear’d and my sword felt it’s worth.

A gleam of coin and weary rouge rejoices

For a few XP and a new and wondrous rod.

Fall to your knees,

and thank your Dungeon Master.

Oh fight designed.

Oh fight with CR wrong.

Oh re-designed.

Oh fight, oh fight resigned.

And who could forget?

Silver Spells

I’m Screaming form a Wight Christmas

Joy to the Loot

And, of course, the songs we hold deepest in our heart:

God Rest Ye Merry Paladins

Let nothing evil play.

For Smite, your Holy Avenger

Was given for this day.

To save us all from risen dead

Lest they eat all our brains.

O tidings of justice and law.

Justice and law.

O tidings do justice and law.

And if you buy now we’ll throw in these bonus tracks:

Trek the Halls of Dwarven Folly

The First Party Kill

Away in a Tavern

I Saw Mommy Kissing Dire Bears

I Want a Giant Oliphant for Christmas.

and,

What Goblin is This

This package can be yours for three easy payments of 12 gp and 99 cp. Sorry, no COD’s.